Welcome in, friend! Grab a mug and sit anywhere. I’m Jacob, your courier of these curious realities.

We’re . . . under maintenance at this time. There was a recent incident involving a dragon, and that was a whole thing. We hosted a lost prince who visited for a while, and he had a peculiar condition. Death himself has been dealing with some time-sensitive issues. Given the anomalies, I’d say we’ve kept things pretty tidy around here. Whew!

Anyway, hang out for a while! Chat with the residents in Florindale Square. Visit Farmer Elaine’s Pumpkin Patch or have an Aztec mocha at Queen of Cups. Venture off the beaten path! But:

Don’t light any of the candles, and certainly don’t blow them out.

Don’t carve any of the pumpkins, especially the glistening blue ones.

Don’t touch any of the mirrors, no matter how much they tempt you.

And most importantly:

Please do not feed the dragon!

Happy Reading,