Welcome in, friend! Grab a mug and pull up a chair. I’m Jacob Devlin, your courier of these curious realities.

We’re . . . under maintenance around here at this time. There was a recent incident involving a dragon, and that was a whole thing. We had a lost prince visiting for a while, and he had a peculiar sort of condition. Death himself has been dealing with some issues, and they’ve been time-sensitive. Given the magnitude of these anomalies, I’d say we’ve kept things pretty tidy around here! So I thank you for bearing with the clutter. Whew!

Anyway, hang around for a while. Chat with the residents in Florindale Square. Visit Farmer Elaine’s Pumpkin Patch or have an Aztec mocha at Queen of Cups. Venture off the beaten path!

Just…

Don’t light any of the candles, and certainly don’t blow them out.

Don’t carve any of the pumpkins, especially the glistening blue ones.

Don’t touch any of the mirrors, no matter how much they tempt you.

And most importantly:

Please do not feed the dragon!

With kindness,